August 2011
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The Tribal Subconscious: Famous people who play... →
tribalsubcon: 1. Stephen Colbert 2. Vin Diesel 3. Mike Myers 4. Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock 5. Matt Groening 6. Dame Judy Dench 7. Jenny McCarthy  Best adventuring party ever? By the way, there are more on the list… check out the original link!
Aug 1st
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July 2011
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Rage Against the Warmachine, PT1
What is Warmachine? Let us start with Steampunk. Steampunk is a genre/subculture/art-style/what-have-you (as I write this it’s probably spreading gear-covered tendrils) characterized by brass, bolts, gears, combustion, and old-school clothing styles. The basic idea behind it is in answer to “What if technology had never gone digital?” Warmachine is a game set in a...
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Nerdy Pickup Line of the Week
Week 7: “Hey babe, want to take a ride on my Deku Stick? I just learned a new song on my Ocarana so we have all the time in the world…” Last Week
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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THINKING ABOUT CHARACTER ATTRIBUTES: DEXTERITY
Dexterity is probably my favorite stat, most notably because I love rogues. Dexterity is what characters use to dodge attacks, aim ranged attacks, sneak in the shadows, perform feats of acrobatics, and avoid traps. It factors into their initiative and their Reflex defense. More than that, dexterity is the measurement of balance, poise, precision, and accuracy of any given character. It’s...
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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fearisselfish-deactivated201108 asked: Have you ever played the game "Go."
Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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jillrose-deactivated20120610 asked: you're officially one of my favorite blogs. I just thought I'd let you know. :]
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Skavv's Rant: The Bobbit Worm
The ocean is full of terrifying things, but none are quite so fearsome as the Bobbit worm. At a glance, the Bobbit worm looks like a creature out of Star Wars. The reality is much worse; these things could easily make your adventuring party shit themselves, just put them on land. The Bobbit worm is a predatory creature that lurks in the ocean depths, infiltrating the shallow seabed some 100 feet...
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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escocesvoador asked: Hey, man. 2 months ago I asked if I could translate some of your texts. I have had experiencing some time shortage, but the first one, on Strength, have already been published. I just finished the translation and posted the one about Intelligence a few minutes ago. Form now on, things are going to be a little more agile. If you want to read (or at least show someone), they can be read at my blog,...
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Nerdy Pickup Line of the Week
Week 6: “You’re like a class three carbon-freezing chamber babe; you’re making me hard.” Last Week
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Living Quarters
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. Living Quarters [Blank Map] [DM Map] The stale scent of body odor and refuse permeates this smoky room as the door is opened. Torches line many of the walls, casting vague shadows on the dry, oily rock (DC 15 to climb). Stinking blankets lie scattered around the floor, covering the stone surface almost...
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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darkestcrow asked: What do you use to make your DnD maps?
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Dungeons and Dragons Drinking Game
A drinking game I came up with, though I’m sure that people have done this before; feel free to check my other posts on the Dungeon Map! RULES These are all optional; most are controllable by the character, and most are ‘mistakes’ a character can make. Write up your own list before you start playing so that it is clear which ones you have decided to use. A player drinks when...
Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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An Awesome Flash Game You Should Check out Now →
Seriously, do it.
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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Nerdy Pickup Line of the Week
Week 5: “Damn girl, you’re hotter than Lara Croft and Chun Li mud wrestling on Tatooine!” Last Week
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Main Hall
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. Main Hall [Map] [DM Map] The largest chamber in the cavern, this room is surprisingly earthy. Torches run down the length of the room, but several of them have guttered out, leaving most of the cavern is still shrouded in darkness. Luminescent purple fungi grow in abundance to either side of the cavern...
Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Entry Chamber
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. As they reach the end of the path, the swamp gives way to the foothills of the mountains. The path follows an upward slant as a Cliffside builds on the right. Finally the cliff curves around, into a cleft in the cliff side barely past a small waterfall. Falling down from far overhead, the water disappears into...
Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Leaving Town
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. During their stay at the tavern, the party hears one of the more popular local tales. Some thirty years ago, the mad dwarf pirate Black Mord made his home in the mountains north of town. For years he led raids on Tepdos from his cave hideout until he was finally chased down by local mercenaries. Rather than...
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Swamp Encounter Table
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. D20 RESULT + HOURS OF REST OR TRAVEL *A player who makes a successful Nature check (DC 15) can choose to halve or double the final result. 1-15 = SAFE TRAVEL OR REST The party passes safely, or rests uneventfully. 16 -17 = 3 THORNSKIN FROGS, 2 SPOREBACK FROGS (MM 3)  The party is ambushed by frogs! 550 xp...
Jul 8th
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What do you call stoners in Hyrule?
brbnerdgasming: diaryofthedead: Highlians. This is myfavorite thing on tumblr right now. Brilliant. I may have to start a “weekly nerd jokes” thread to go with my pickup lines…
Jul 7th
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Treasure in Tepdos: Welcome to Tepdos
This is part of my Treasure in Tepdos adventure, which can be found on the Dungeon Map. Deep in the coastal bogs of southern Tor lies the town of Tepdos. A ramshackle assortment of wooden homes built on stilts, the town is connected by a network of bridges and pathways built of driftwood and roughly hewn planks. Sheltered to the north and east by a rugged cliff, Tepdos is a common port of...
Jul 7th
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Treasure in Tepdos
In the next few days I will be posting the first blogged adventure I have written for public use: Treasure in Tepdos. Designed for a level 1 party, it should serve as a fun introduction to the game. The party will start off in a coastal city, and venture through a swamp to a goblin-infested cave to find a forgotten pirate’s treasure.  For copyright reasons, I’m pretty sure I...
Jul 7th
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