So there are two Bird-related things to report today.
One is a real-life DnD Monster, the Lammergeier, a bird that apparently eats bones. Not bone marrow… bones. It drops them on rocks and eats them. This terrible bird also looks like this. And this. They dissolve bones in their stomachs. And throw up on their enemies, like cheerleaders. They have nine foot wingspans. Also, it apparently dropped a turtle on some guy. It isn’t a new animal or anything… I just thought the world should know that nature isn’t out of terrible things to terrify you yet.
In happier news Angry Birds Star Wars is out, and is brilliant. You should all go play it on your Android phones for free. Unless you have an iPhone (bad decision) which will run you a dollar. Or an iPad, which will be 3 dollars. In any case, enjoy flinging Jedi birds at Pigtroopers!